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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15111: Oct 03, 2017 12:00:41 pm
      Not sure I agree with what you said here.
      A win is 3 points no matter who it is against and United have been winning games.
      If you win every game against teams 4-20 but lose every game against teams 1-3, probably win the league with 96 points.
      Math below.

      4<->20= RANGE 16
      HOME AND AWAY = 16X2=32 WINS
      32X 3 POINTS. 96 Points.

      1<->3= RANGE 3
      HOME AND AWAY = 3X2 = 6 GAMES LOST

      Total 38 games 96 points.

      You wonder why I based it on losing games against top 3 only and not top 4, simply this is because winning this many games against lower sides would put them in the top four and they cannot play themselves.


      Well thought of Rib, your stats make sense.  :clap:
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      Reply #15112: Oct 03, 2017 12:31:43 pm
      Not sure I agree with what you said here.
      A win is 3 points no matter who it is against and United have been winning games.
      If you win every game against teams 4-20 but lose every game against teams 1-3, probably win the league with 96 points.
      Math below.

      4<->20= RANGE 16
      HOME AND AWAY = 16X2=32 WINS
      32X 3 POINTS. 96 Points.

      1<->3= RANGE 3
      HOME AND AWAY = 3X2 = 6 GAMES LOST

      Total 38 games 96 points.

      You wonder why I based it on losing games against top 3 only and not top 4, simply this is because winning this many games against lower sides would put them in the top four and they cannot play themselves.


      Don't take this the wrong way mate but do you have a life ?
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      Reply #15113: Oct 03, 2017 01:09:06 pm
      Don't take this the wrong way mate but do you have a life ?

      What's he done wrong?? Makes perfect sense what he says. Keep your friends close and your rivals even closer.  :D He's done his stats/homework. 
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15114: Oct 03, 2017 02:24:34 pm
      Don't take this the wrong way mate but do you have a life ?

      That's a bit unnecessary, you're just jealous because you couldn't work that out for yourself I imagine ;-)
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      Reply #15115: Oct 03, 2017 02:27:46 pm
      Not sure I agree with what you said here.
      A win is 3 points no matter who it is against and United have been winning games.
      If you win every game against teams 4-20 but lose every game against teams 1-3, probably win the league with 96 points.
      Math below.

      4<->20= RANGE 16
      HOME AND AWAY = 16X2=32 WINS
      32X 3 POINTS. 96 Points.

      1<->3= RANGE 3
      HOME AND AWAY = 3X2 = 6 GAMES LOST

      Total 38 games 96 points.

      You wonder why I based it on losing games against top 3 only and not top 4, simply this is because winning this many games against lower sides would put them in the top four and they cannot play themselves.

      All I said was they haven't played anyone of merit yet
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15116: Oct 16, 2017 10:30:16 am
      Probably a little bit too early to comment on United's aims for the season.

      Next up Huddersfield!

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15117: Oct 17, 2017 02:54:23 pm
      Jose off to PSG next year then? If that wasn't a 'come and get me plea' I don't know what is.
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      Reply #15118: Oct 17, 2017 03:27:17 pm
      Jose off to PSG next year then? If that wasn't a 'come and get me plea' I don't know what is.

      He's not going anywhere............. For a bit anyway  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15119: Oct 17, 2017 03:54:16 pm

      Haha looks as tho he's got somebody's hand up his arse looking for the smile button.
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      Reply #15120: Oct 17, 2017 03:54:35 pm
      Jose off to PSG next year then? If that wasn't a 'come and get me plea' I don't know what is.
      Nah, it's not Jose style. Jose usually does outstanding! then people get used to his tactics so he falls back into bus parking tactics, slowly degenerates into mediocrity and finally gets fired, changes club and the cycle repeats. I will give credit where it's due, he does start off very good, which is what is at united now. History is surely to repeat itself.
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      Reply #15121: Oct 17, 2017 03:56:44 pm
      He's not going anywhere............. For a bit anyway  ;D

      He's stated he is not staying and does keep showing his arse to PGS.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15122: Oct 21, 2017 04:52:24 pm
      Well done Agent Wagner, a job well done.

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      Reply #15123: Oct 21, 2017 04:54:07 pm
      Booooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooom there goes those tw*ts unbeaten run!!

      Well done Huddeersfield.
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      Reply #15124: Oct 21, 2017 04:58:11 pm
      It's a shame that for Jose's obligatory 'hot second season' that Man City are even hotter. He'll hate it even more given that it's his rival Guardiola doing the business.

      And then he goes into meltdown in season 3.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15125: Oct 21, 2017 05:00:04 pm
      What a win for Huddersfield today, thoroughly deserved! The special one is not so special anymore.
      I bet Jürgen enjoyed that!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15126: Oct 21, 2017 05:02:24 pm
      Man U tripped today, let's  close the gap.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15127: Oct 21, 2017 06:18:06 pm
      Lets applaud huddersfield for doing something we couldnt
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15128: Oct 21, 2017 06:25:24 pm
      Thought this thread had been deleted its been that long since anyone posted on it.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15129: Oct 21, 2017 06:31:51 pm
      Whooooooooooooooops someone at the MEN deffo got carried away back in August.



      Unlucky you manc cu*ts!!
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      Reply #15130: Oct 21, 2017 06:42:41 pm
      Whooooooooooooooops someone at the MEN deffo got carried away back in August.



      Unlucky you manc cu*ts!!

      Will take something to top this piece of sheer utter wankery/hilarity from the guardian's resident Manc gimp Jamie Jackson from March this year when he proclaimed that Man Utd were last season's 'Invincibles'...despite the fact that Man Utd had lost 5 times.

      https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-18-match-run
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15131: Oct 21, 2017 07:46:14 pm
      Look like city will l think will win league by 7 points or more taught reharm sterling winning league title makes me sick
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15132: Oct 21, 2017 07:55:49 pm
      Will take something to top this piece of sheer utter wankery/hilarity from the guardian's resident Manc gimp Jamie Jackson from March this year when he proclaimed that Man Utd were last season's 'Invincibles'...despite the fact that Man Utd had lost 5 times.

      https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-18-match-run

      A gimp in a league of his own.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15133: Oct 21, 2017 08:03:51 pm
      Mourinho panicking before KO, took a phone call and found out the bus had been left at Anfield.
      « Last Edit: Oct 21, 2017 09:45:27 pm by stuey »

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